how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
see that quiet kid in class?
that kid talks about you to thousands of followers on tumblr
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme
Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
when ur friends start shit with u
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective