don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car
simple reference tools make a great amount of difference.
'what do you want for your birthday?'
My wish came true
when you hear your parents talking shit about you in another room
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
my dash right now
take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms
"5 seconds of summer" more like
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
Why is it funny to say the most popular girls name in nj was hurricane sandy? I must be missing the humor