id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
wow all these friends that I don’t have sure take up a lot of my time
reblog if youre just kidding
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY